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From
time to time I manage to stumble across images and or videos that either
make me think, make me laugh or just make me go hmmmm..
This is a cross-section of them. |
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untwisted pixel twister.. |
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thumbnail to see an enlargement, or click a filmstrip to watch the
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Living
in Australia doesn't really afford one to see the other end of the
weather extremes. We have blisteringly savage heat and Canada has
ice and snow. Human beings shouldn't have to live like this. |
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Documented
evidence of the infamous KangaWallaFox. More rare and elusive
than the Yeti or even BigFoot. These creatures are extremely
dangerous. A single bite can kill.
Fortunately, their favourite food is crocodiles. |
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You
look out of your suburban living room window. You gaze, at nothing
in particular, across the street. It's a calm, sunny day. The birds
are singing..
.. waaait.. wtf is that? |
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Surprise |
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Rednecks
aint got a candle to hold against this idiot. I think what frightens
me the most is that this was done, not only willingly, but after
thinking about it. Twice. |
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Never
let it be said that I don't give equal oppotunity to the seemingly
boundless and diverse stupidity of the Australian Male. Yes, anywhere,
anytime He will strike with nary a thought process in the vacinity.. |
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Shadow Puppetry |
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'Photoshopped'
is the buzz-word of the new age. This photograph, however, isn't.
From a river I only assume is in either Africa or Sth America comes
these massive meat eating fish. They hunt in packs. Chance of Survival=0%. |
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Quick Bikes |
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Fancy Driving |
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Those
of you with that wonderful ability of being able to laugh at yourself;
being able to laugh at that gift of spontaneous stupid harmless
humour, click the icon.
Those of you that don't, don't. |
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I
like women, ya know? I mean, I've worked with a few in my time and
it was always sans grief. The guy up the back with the
orange sign.. well, he either has a great sense of humour, or a
death wish. |
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Perfection |
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Lunacy |
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Here
in Australia, this reptile would be classified as 'medium sized'.
Large crocodiles here are between 25 and 30 feet long. Crocs in
Australia's 'Top End' have been known to, and been photographed,
chewing on alloy boats. |
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Dexterity |
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